Welcome to todd’s

Trader Todd’s Dual-Stage Karaoke Haven

Somewhere between the wreckage of a Hemingway hangover and the echo of a Jimmy Buffett chorus, there lies a place that doesn’t just invite you to sing — it demands it. Trader Todd’s is no mere bar. It’s a schooner run aground in the heart of the city, still ringing with the laughter, legends, and full-throated ballads of wayward pirates, ex-lounge singers, and bold-hearted adventurers with a mic in one hand and a rum punch in the other.

On Fridays, Saturdays, and even the occasional rogue Thursday, Trader Todd’s offers two stages — yes, two — as if one could ever be enough. From Open to Close, karaoke reigns like a tropical storm, unpredictable and exhilarating. Whether you're a seasoned crooner or a brave first-timer, your name belongs on that list. Just ask the crew — any of them will guide you, as if passing down a sacred chart — or make your way to the stage like you’ve done it a hundred times before.

Legend has it that Trader Todd himself discovered this karaoke paradise after a particularly long voyage aboard his boat, The Portofino. Somewhere between Key West and the sunset, he imagined a place where the mic is always hot, the drinks are always cold, and the night never says no. Now, that dream is yours too.

What are you waiting for?

Let’s sing.

Toddoween

Friday 10/31

a night when the city’s restless souls trade their masks for microphones, their inhibitions for rum, and their fears for falsetto. The tiki lights flicker over slices of molten pizza and plastic fangs, as costumed strangers belt ballads that make the night itself blush. Somewhere between the surfboard décor and the disco ball, you realize: this isn’t a party—it’s an exorcism set to music and mozzarella.

Hours

Please Check Google as Hours may change with the CUBS schedule

Monday - 4pm to 2am on Cubs Home game day’s

Tuesday - 4pm to 2am on Cubs Home game day’s

Wednesday and Thursday - 4pm to 2am

Friday - 4pm to 2am

Saturday - 2pm to 3am

Sunday - 3pm to 2am

Hours subject to change, stay tuned!

No Cover Charge Week Nights -or- before 9pm on Friday and Saturday nights*

$5 Cover Friday and Saturday 9pm to close*

*Management may charge cover earlier on certain holidays or special events.